On my feet.
Seriously
Sunday
Wednesday
To the power of friend;
Science has been and forever will be fun and extremely skeptical times to be had by all.
Apparently maths is still making a splash
Are you calling me slim ?
Whoever created this probably enjoys procrastination so much it took them forever to complete.
™giggle
And finally, a clever mathematician illustrates the tale of a lone integer who had enjoyed quite an adventure in escaping a futuristic nightmare known only as
-OUTSIDE OF INSIDE-
One hypothesis explores the possibility that an inspired burst of "forward-lateral" thinking, propels the subject, forward and sideways simultaneously, repeatedly, until desired destination appears within grasping distance.
maths X science X art = FUN
In this case guided only by a thin string of electricity, the subject focusses all the power available into a single deafening strike against the iron beam.
*how the noise looked
*possibility the subject is on some Heroes little kid Jheri curls talk to the electronics deal, my guess is like 3 parts in a trillion, improbable but not impossible;
WHATEVER the door opened and he made it to the party next door where some people were having their photos taken.
See?
A simple formula for good times.
BUT
maths isn't for everyone;
It turns out some people would rather paint a hand.
I was going to search harder for things people do but this guido takes the cake.
In conclusion, my time could have been better spent making a flow chart for the work I didn't have.
Also I wish there was a 'hand-painted-as-bear' picture, it would have really tied this all together and made a hell of a lot more sense.
Sorry for the confusion.
Apparently maths is still making a splash
Are you calling me slim ?
Whoever created this probably enjoys procrastination so much it took them forever to complete.
™giggle
And finally, a clever mathematician illustrates the tale of a lone integer who had enjoyed quite an adventure in escaping a futuristic nightmare known only as
-OUTSIDE OF INSIDE-
One hypothesis explores the possibility that an inspired burst of "forward-lateral" thinking, propels the subject, forward and sideways simultaneously, repeatedly, until desired destination appears within grasping distance.
maths X science X art = FUN
In this case guided only by a thin string of electricity, the subject focusses all the power available into a single deafening strike against the iron beam.
*how the noise looked
*possibility the subject is on some Heroes little kid Jheri curls talk to the electronics deal, my guess is like 3 parts in a trillion, improbable but not impossible;
WHATEVER the door opened and he made it to the party next door where some people were having their photos taken.
See?
A simple formula for good times.
BUT
maths isn't for everyone;
It turns out some people would rather paint a hand.
I was going to search harder for things people do but this guido takes the cake.
In conclusion, my time could have been better spent making a flow chart for the work I didn't have.
Also I wish there was a 'hand-painted-as-bear' picture, it would have really tied this all together and made a hell of a lot more sense.
Sorry for the confusion.
If I Gave My Dog A Car Would He Even Drive It?
Today I asked a guy with heaps of hair and grease if he had a spare tire for my dog Harper.
"Nothing too big you know, like a 14inch off a hatchback" I say pointing at a honda civic parked in the street.
I live behind a garage so I know there's a pile of tires lying around somewhere waiting to be disposed of.
Turns out there were and all I had to do was carry it to the park.
*tires are dirty.
Scout wasn't particularly impressed when we returned. I think she is hungry.
The End.
"Nothing too big you know, like a 14inch off a hatchback" I say pointing at a honda civic parked in the street.
I live behind a garage so I know there's a pile of tires lying around somewhere waiting to be disposed of.
Turns out there were and all I had to do was carry it to the park.
*tires are dirty.
Scout wasn't particularly impressed when we returned. I think she is hungry.
The End.
Tuesday
Friday
Thursday
Game on.
A bit slow on the uptake, but this just stumbled across me;
Wow color! Look who's getting fancy !
Is a clear and concise version of events unsatisfying?
Do you crave unnecessary emotion and prefer your story sensationalized?
Check out
G ... G ... G ... GANGLAND
Brought to you by the History Channel.
Wow color! Look who's getting fancy !
Is a clear and concise version of events unsatisfying?
Do you crave unnecessary emotion and prefer your story sensationalized?
Check out
G ... G ... G ... GANGLAND
Brought to you by the History Channel.
Monday
Sunday
Hello...
These are my new work shoes. I bought them at new work
soleDevotion
I like this song despite generally avoiding Lenny Kravitz. I think it's just the line
"... you belong to me..."
and looking at new work shoes that does it.
Saturday
Friday
Bear Suit
Sometime earlier this year I took a short walk to a burger spot.
I ordered and stood outside to wait.
A little ways up the lane a lone figure sat atop a milkcrate, smoking slowly.
A man in a bear suit.
At first I thought nothing of it, I imagined a charitable soul, donating a Saturday afternoon.
When he finished his smoke the headpiece was reinstated.
It was only then I noticed the alarming absence of coin-bucket and/or charity sash.
Man-bear stood motionless, watching silently, his head cocked ever so slightly whilst I waited.
It was as though he smelt my fear.
Or maybe he smelt the burger, they are quite good.
Click the Creepy Bear Banner to get your very own Creepy Bear Burger!
**CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR**
Pretty flash site hey? no pun intended
The up is that money saved goes to making you burgers. I don't think they used any money to develop fries; irregularly cooked and inconsistent in general.
Trust me that's the only down and you don't need fries anyway fatboy.
I ordered and stood outside to wait.
A little ways up the lane a lone figure sat atop a milkcrate, smoking slowly.
A man in a bear suit.
At first I thought nothing of it, I imagined a charitable soul, donating a Saturday afternoon.
When he finished his smoke the headpiece was reinstated.
It was only then I noticed the alarming absence of coin-bucket and/or charity sash.
Man-bear stood motionless, watching silently, his head cocked ever so slightly whilst I waited.
It was as though he smelt my fear.
Or maybe he smelt the burger, they are quite good.
Click the Creepy Bear Banner to get your very own Creepy Bear Burger!
**CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR**
Pretty flash site hey? no pun intended
The up is that money saved goes to making you burgers. I don't think they used any money to develop fries; irregularly cooked and inconsistent in general.
Trust me that's the only down and you don't need fries anyway fatboy.
Lego.
I remember when I was young, vaguely.
Lego was fun, like hours lost on the floor kind of fun.
Remember looking for what seemed like forever for that one particular piece that would finish off the space station/ship/moonbase/national security headquarters or whatever the fuck you were making was admittedly infuriating but ultimately satisfying.
In 2008 Lego is Star Wars, Harry Potter and Indiana Jones.
Where's the satisfaction in a lego kit that only builds into a Millennium Falcon and nothing else, and don't say you'd build it into a million other things cause that's crap. You won't.
Plus it's enormous and grey and boring and costs almost a thousand dollars. Imagine what a grand worth of lego would have looked like in 1990.
In 1990, Space Lego was awesome.
It didn't need authorised collectors edition versions and blockbuster cross-promotional themes. It had spaceships with neon green windscreens and sweet names like Celestial Forager, secret building instructions to create super-vehicles from 3 different kits and
THE POWER OF MAGNETS.
Who am I kidding anyway, I don't have money for Lego. I can barely pay my rent but it's nice to go back.
Peeron.com
Lego was fun, like hours lost on the floor kind of fun.
Remember looking for what seemed like forever for that one particular piece that would finish off the space station/ship/moonbase/national security headquarters or whatever the fuck you were making was admittedly infuriating but ultimately satisfying.
In 2008 Lego is Star Wars, Harry Potter and Indiana Jones.
Where's the satisfaction in a lego kit that only builds into a Millennium Falcon and nothing else, and don't say you'd build it into a million other things cause that's crap. You won't.
Plus it's enormous and grey and boring and costs almost a thousand dollars. Imagine what a grand worth of lego would have looked like in 1990.
In 1990, Space Lego was awesome.
It didn't need authorised collectors edition versions and blockbuster cross-promotional themes. It had spaceships with neon green windscreens and sweet names like Celestial Forager, secret building instructions to create super-vehicles from 3 different kits and
THE POWER OF MAGNETS.
Who am I kidding anyway, I don't have money for Lego. I can barely pay my rent but it's nice to go back.
Peeron.com
Questionable Holiday Photos
Facebook again.
I swear I don't look for them, they find me.
A little harmless tickling;
Something completely different;
Like this guy hasn't had enough weiner for one day;
I swear I don't look for them, they find me.
A little harmless tickling;
Something completely different;
Like this guy hasn't had enough weiner for one day;
Sunday
LOL
.
What is this place?
Why are there lockdown shutters?
What's the occasion? Who supplied the drugs? Why is tribal tatt looking so humble? What is she whispering in his ear? Where did sleepy smurf put his cigarette?
Does that guy think if he sits near the youngsters eating their faces he might be able to have a nibble?
This photo poses so many questions it makes the back of my eyes hurt.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)