Fun Things To Pass The Time

I'm glad delivery is not an option at Lucky Coq.

W.E.A.K. Effort

I would have dressed up for the occasion and gone with something a little more precarious perhaps;









As if you miss with both !

W.E.A.K.

Need Badly Pt.2

A walrus would be great, but space is a major restriction, and I just don't know if I'm willing to sacrifice the 'discussion pit' currently occupying the empty pool in the enormous concrete day-bed I have out back.

In other not-so-news,
I Am The Walrus

Before I go to bed;

Just quickly, I always liked the first two roots manuva albums, but he kinda lost me after that.
I haven't listened to the new one but it has his head split open on the cover and that's a bit much for me at the moment.
One thing that irked me about listening to him is the frustration that occasionally may arise from listening to words that don't necessarily exist being rhymed together.
Luckily frustration made way for intrigue;
Which always leads to investigation, which I like to partake in occasionally.
It's not for I to say they won't be real words some day,


And iff urbandictionary.com has ANY say in the matter (they actually don't would you believe?) I'm SURE we'll be seeing such gems introducing tampons and mcdonalds soon enough anyway.



I also happened upon this definition and the 'example' delighted me, so much so that it has become my motto 4lyfz




Oh and,


For The

Raspberry Fools

thanks james


According to this page, a fool is the forerunner to ice cream, and as much as I dislike marketing and most of the dime-store psychology surrounding it, this seems like a clear case of getting it simply accurate as opposed to creative and/or alluring;

Ice cream - clear and concise, cream that has been frozen with ice. You may also find flavored varieties.

Fool - a cream that has been whipped and refrigerated (SPECIFICALLY NOT FROZEN) which sounds lovely, but unfortunately that's not immediately apparent from the name, in fact, I always felt too foolish to order it, let alone find out what it actually was.

But what's really in a name?

I'm all for a snappy acronym, but when a B.L.A.T has cheese I think it should be a BLATCH, and when a dish is named 'jerk' it evokes all the wrong emotions for me. For starters, unnecessary jerking actions can place food on your person, but not specifically your mouth, as is the custom.

Then there's the idea the meat will be dried or preserved i.e Jerky aka Biltong aka Schmackos and of course the obvious connotation with that annoying term people use when they are trying to be playful angry. Or when I'm actually being a jerk

BUT

it's truly delicious as we found out this evening...


"slowly but surely, yeah maan "




It was like the supreme version of one of the things I was expecting and none of the others. With reggae JUST LIKE THIS VIDEO

yeah maan punt rd, sth yarra

the banquet might be a bit much if you're some newb-jack or if you don't got 30 homies like Marnell, but defo hit up the JERK maan

You will SURELY win

Who found it so hard to believe there were so many varieties of Kit Kat recently?

Rob?

Anyway, according to wikiwikipedia:

The Kit Kat has been manufactured by Nestlé for Canada, Germany, Japan, and Australia. Kit Kat bars available in the United States are manufactured under licence by The Hershey Company, a Nestlé competitor, due to a prior licensing agreement with Rowntree. Kit Kat bars are manufactured in 15 countries: UK, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Algeria, South Africa, Germany, Japan, China, Malaysia, India, Turkey, Venezuela and Bulgaria.

*yeah you can learn about all those countries by following the links kids!

Allow me to illuminate some of the more daring combinations with my trusty salmon.



* Kit Kat Original — (different taste & texture in different countries)

* Kit Kat Fine Dark — UK, Spain & Germany variant of Kit Kat Dark Chocolate

* Kit Kat Cacao 61% — Japan — newer version of Kit Kat Bitter with 61% cocoa content

* Kit Kat Sakura (Cherry blossom) — Japan —

* Kit Kat Cacao 72% — Japan — dark chocolate petits with 72% cocoa content

* Kit Kat White Creme — US permanent edition — current version of US Kit Kat White made with vegetable oil based candy coating rather than pure white chocolate

* Kit Kat White — Japan & Spain

* Kit Kat Iced Tea — Japan

* Kit Kat Caramel and Salt — Japan
Ah! Of course ! Why didn't I think of that, soooo obvious

* Kit Kat Kinako (soybean flour) — Japan

* Kit Kat Wa Guri (Chestnut flavour) — Japan

* Kit Kat Green Tea — Japan

* Kit Kat Milky White — Germany variant of Kit Kat White Chocolate

* Kit Kat Mint — UK permanent edition, US limited edition — mint flavoured milk chocolate coating

* Kit Kat Mint Chocolate — Australia — mint green colour wafers

* Kit Kat Apple — Japan

* Kit Kat Orange — UK permanent edition, US, Canada, Japan, Malaysia limited edition.

* Kit Kat International Recipe — Malaysia, Singapore and selected East Asian countries — The chocolate were made from Ghana cocoa beans thus having the tendencies to melt down very easily when compared to Kit Kat Original.
So it melts in your pocket faster?

* Kit Kat Café Latte with Hokkaidō Milk — Japan

* Kit Kat Kiwifruit — Japan

* Kit Kat Strawberry — Japan

* Kit Kat Peach — Japan

* Kit Kat Caramac — UK

* Kit Kat Chocolate Overload — Australia — Milk Chocolate outside, chocolate creme filling and chocolate wafers

* Kit Kat Gold — Japan — petits with fudge like covering and dusted cocoa powder on outside

* Kit Kat Noisette (Hazelnut) — Germany

* Kit Kat Lite — India — two finger bar with 50% less sugar

* Kit Kat Carb Alternatives — US — low carb version with 50% less sugar carbs

* Kit Kat Low Carb — UK

* Kit Kat Cantaloupe; Japan


all wrapped in a tasty slice of prosciutto

* Kit Kat Pineapple; South Africa


* Kit Kat Cappuccino; Poland

* Kit Kat Triple Berry; Japan

* Kit Kat Mango; Japan

* Kit Kat Azuki (Red Bean); Japan

* Kit Kat Green Grape Muscat; Japan[18]

* Kit Kat Caramel Macchiato; Japan (September 2008)[19]

* Kit Kat Zunda - mashed edamame beans; Japan (only in Yamagata prefecture)

* Kit Kat Hascapp - Hokkaido blueberry; Japan (only in Hokkaido prefecture)

* Kit Kat Soy Sauce - "Tokyo Limited Edition" ; Japan

-Large single finger Chunky bars-

*Kit Kat Chunky

*Kit Kat Chunky and Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter, as sold in the UK (September 2006)

* Kit Kat Chunky — UK, Canada, everywhere besides US, Japan , Hong Kong & India

* Kit Kat Big Kat — Japan & Hershey US version of Chunky

* Kit Kat Big Kat Bitter — Japan
not to be confused with 'Big Kath's Big Cat Litter Emporium' right next door

* Kit Kat Black — Turkey — a dark chocolate chunky

* Kit Kat Big Break — UK — extra large Chunky bar

* Kit Kat Chunky M.A.X. (Maximum Appetite Xcitement) — Canada — another extra large Chunky bar
this really speaks for itself

* Kit Kat Chunky White — limited or permanent edition in many different countries

* Kit Kat Cookie Dough — Australia

* Kit Kat Chunky Hazelnut Cream — Germany

* Kit Kat Honeycomb — Australia

* Kit Kat Caramel — US version of Kit Kat Chunky Caramel

* Kit Kat Chunky Caramel — Canada, Australia and UK

* Kit Kat Editions Golden Caramel — UK — same as Chunky Caramel

* Kit Kat Editions Caramel Dream — Germany — another Chunky Caramel

* Kit Kat Peanut butter — UK, Canada, Europe, Australia, — Chunky with peanut butter filling

* Kit Kat Editions Tiramisu — UK

* Kit Kat Extra Crispy — US — Chunky with a six layer wafer
let me guess ... Texas

* Kit Kat Strawberry; Australia and raises funds for the National Breast Cancer Foundation

* Kit Kat Cookies n Cream; Australia, released in August 2008.


-Other Kit Kat forms and shapes-

* Kit Kat Choc'n'Go — France — box of individually wrapped fingers

* Kit Kat Choc'n'Go Dark Choco — France limited edition — dark chocolate coating with caramelised cocoa pieces

* Kit Kat Delight — Italy

* Kit Kat Family Block — Australia — twelve finger family size bar

* Kit Kat Family Block Chocolate Overload — Australia

* Kit Kat I-Stick — Japan limited edition — Creamy bitter chocolate between wafers and dark chocolate coating — two stick format sold in cooler or freezer section of stores

OMGz THIS IS THE ONE FOR ME

* Kit Kat Stick — Japan — box of individually wrapped long Kit Kat fingers

* Kit Kat Stick Almond — Japan

* Kit Kat Stick Half Bitter — Japan

* Kit Kat Tablet — France — same as Kit Kat Family Blockt

* Kit Kat Ball — France — bag of round bite-size pieces

* Kit Kat Bites — US, Malaysia &, — similar to Kit Kat ball

* Kit Kat Little — Japan — newer version of Kit Kat Baby

* Kit Kat Pop Choc — UK, Germany, Poland — also identical to Kit Kat Ball

* Kit Kat Kubes — UK — square-shaped miniature pieces

* Kit Kat Chunky — The Netherlands — Bigger size Kit Kat Chunky

* Kit Kat Senses; UK & Ireland — hazelnut praline centred

* Kit Kat Chunky Duo; UK; A little larger than a Kit Kat Chunky Kingsize, and split into two separate bars.

* Kit Kat (Finger size) Almost half the size of a kit kat bar; Pakistan

* Kit Kat Watermelon Minis; Japan[18]

* Kit Kat Black Sugar Minis; Japan[18]

* Kit Kat Cone - Ice-cream cone with vanilla ice-cream covered in chocolate with a single Kit Kat
stick in the top; Japan



Can I just add I really think Autralia has put in such a WEAK effort in the Kit Kt design race.

My suggestions for new flavours.


*Kit Kat Chilli Kettle Chip, replace wafer biscuit with shattered chips

*Kit Kat Barbados Fig Marmalade, limited edition Hobart release.

*Kit Kat Vegemite BLAST , somebody is bound to but thay.

*Kit Kat Best Friend, a dog friendly version I can share with my best pal.



Ok bedtime



Oh wait


*Kit Kat Chocalatier Wine

Grover knows what's up,

"oh no no no, what you want is another little one, you know maybe 3 or 4 little ones;
but we've been having a LOT of trouble with the big hamburger.

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