Sometime earlier this year I took a short walk to a burger spot.
I ordered and stood outside to wait.
A little ways up the lane a lone figure sat atop a milkcrate, smoking slowly.
A man in a bear suit.
At first I thought nothing of it, I imagined a charitable soul, donating a Saturday afternoon.
When he finished his smoke the headpiece was reinstated.
It was only then I noticed the alarming absence of coin-bucket and/or charity sash.
Man-bear stood motionless, watching silently, his head cocked ever so slightly whilst I waited.
It was as though he smelt my fear.
Or maybe he smelt the burger, they are quite good.
Click the Creepy Bear Banner to get your very own Creepy Bear Burger!
**CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR**
Pretty flash site hey? no pun intended
The up is that money saved goes to making you burgers. I don't think they used any money to develop fries; irregularly cooked and inconsistent in general.
Trust me that's the only down and you don't need fries anyway fatboy.
- They are
- To the power of friend;
- If I Gave My Dog A Car Would He Even Drive It?
- Baris Bulut Karabulut
- Stage 9 Water Restriction
- Turns out you're wasting your time
- Need badly.
- Game on.
- Highly recommend fucking with.
- You ain't heard?
- Off to work...
- King Kelly
- Bear Suit
- HARPER not CARVER not HARBOUR
- Questionable Holiday Photos
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