I ordered and stood outside to wait.
A little ways up the lane a lone figure sat atop a milkcrate, smoking slowly.
A man in a bear suit.
At first I thought nothing of it, I imagined a charitable soul, donating a Saturday afternoon.
When he finished his smoke the headpiece was reinstated.
It was only then I noticed the alarming absence of coin-bucket and/or charity sash.
Man-bear stood motionless, watching silently, his head cocked ever so slightly whilst I waited.
It was as though he smelt my fear.
Or maybe he smelt the burger, they are quite good.
Click the Creepy Bear Banner to get your very own Creepy Bear Burger!
**CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR* *CREEPY BEAR**
Pretty flash site hey? no pun intended
The up is that money saved goes to making you burgers. I don't think they used any money to develop fries; irregularly cooked and inconsistent in general.
Trust me that's the only down and you don't need fries anyway fatboy.
